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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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