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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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