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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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