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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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