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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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