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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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