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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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