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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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