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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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