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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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