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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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