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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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