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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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