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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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