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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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