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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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