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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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