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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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