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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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