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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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