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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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