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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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