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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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