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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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