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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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