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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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