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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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