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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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