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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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