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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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