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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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