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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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