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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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