Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.