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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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