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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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