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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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