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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Wilma
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Miss
Sparkles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a bear 🐻
a warthog 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a pufferfish 🐡
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