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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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