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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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