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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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