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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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