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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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