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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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