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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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