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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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