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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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