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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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