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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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