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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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