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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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