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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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