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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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