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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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