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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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