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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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